"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."
"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."
"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair."
"There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls."
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
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"Great Oden's raven!"
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"A whole wheel of cheese? No I'm not angry, that's incredible."
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works every time.
"Don't act like you're not impressed."
"Its made with bits of real panther, so you know its good."
"This is your uvulous muscle. Its attached to the upper dorsimous. Its boring, but its my life."
...I think I could do this all day...
"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."
"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."
"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair."
"There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls."
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."
i could go all night.....
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