Wii Roddick

I've been working my way up the Wii points scale in tennis, feeling a bit like a prodigy as I beat the likes of Marco, Claudia, and Ralf (all of whom have crossed the 500 points mark), until this past weekend. I lost to two 700+ players and it all fell apart. My backhand lost its flair, I got lazy on my serves, and my returns were overall below average. This led to a slide greater than that of the Dow Jones. After I lost to the 700+ players, I then lost to a pair of 600, 500, 300, and 200 players. All in a row. I could not return to my former greatness. I've lost my edge. I am the Andy Roddick of Wii tennis.

At least this didn't happen: